Yeah... that's what i thought.

Compilation

2010-10-11T22:37:00.005-05:00

I have gotten lazy the past couple of months and let these films build up without blogging about each. So, instead of either spending hours to get this done or throwing it down the toilet, I've decided to do a mini-critique of each. Enjoy, those of you who still look at this thing.

Born Rich - 2 Stars - Slightly informative, but amateur.

Easy A - 4 Stars - Very Funny. Similar to Mean Girls.

Dear Zachary - 5 Stars - Real representation of a human tragedy.

American Teen - 3 Stars - Great vision. Seemingly fake.

The Social Network - 5 Stars - Still think about it. Great Dialogue!

Food Inc - 5 Stars - Very Informative. Well covered.

Iron Man 2 - 3 Stars - Visually appealing. Not my kind of film.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape - 4 Stars - Classic. Slow. Great acting.

You, Me, and Dupree - 2 Stars - Inappropriate. Slightly funny.

The Town - 4 Stars - Great delivery. Unoriginal. Entertaining.

Letters to God - 2 Stars - I want to like it, but come on. Inspiring.

Open Water - 1 Star - Waste of time. Respectable filming approach.

Saints and Soldiers - 2 Stars - Unoriginal. Boring. Good effects.

The Stepfather - 3 Stars - Surprisingly good thriller. Great tension.

Eat. Pray. Love. - 2 Stars - Love my girl, but that's all. Slow.

500 Days of Summer - 5 Stars - Great all around! Top 5.

To Save a Life - 1 Star - Barely remember it. Subtly inspiring.

Gone Baby Gone - 4 Stars - Great acting and writing. Good twist.

Fantastic Mr. Fox - 2 Stars - Animation just doesn't do it for me.

Date Night - 4 Stars - Enjoyable comedy. Good themes. Great pair.

Meadowoods - 1 Star - If I gave less than 1, this film would get it.

Remember Me - 3 Stars - Great twist into reality. Creative.

The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry

2010-08-17T21:50:00.002-05:00

2/5 Stars

Christian film trying to compete in Hollywood. Just didn't cut it for me. The acting and writing were both extremely lacking. The film did have great moral moments and high values. It makes you think a little about how you, as a Christian, are impacting the people around you. I love what the film was trying to do, it just failed at doing it beautifully. Great themes and intentions, not so great delivery.

Acting: Almost unbearable

Writing: Juvenile

Cinematography: Manageable

Story Line: Great!

See it, might make you think.

Inception

2010-08-03T09:12:00.003-05:00

Don't you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone!

5/5 Stars

Didn't want to see this film, but so glad that I was talked into it! The approach to the concept of dreams and the implementation of it blew me away. Of course, we all could talk about this for hours after watching it, so I will make this brief. I feel as though soo much thought and creativity went into making this a success. It is definitely original and striking. This film keeps you engaged and passionate the entire time. I would love to see it again in order to understand it better. It encapsulates this unknown world we all share called dreams.

Acting: Excellent

Writing: Phenomenal

Cinematography: Are you kidding!? Exceptional.

Story Line: Intriguing

See it, at least twice.

She's Out of My League

2010-07-14T08:28:00.002-05:00

It moved...

2/5 Stars

I did enjoy this film, but its extremely crude and has bad language. That makes up for part of the bad rating. The other part is due to the fact that its not original. You can tell what will happen in the film and it does. Nothing sets this film apart. It is funny and there are amazingly awkward situations, but doesn't keep me coming back for more. It does however encourage you to go for any girl no matter how gorgeous or out of your league she may seem. I'm sure high schoolers will have a different take.

Acting: Good enough

Writing: Crude, yet funny

Cinematography: Bland

Story Line: Typical

Skip it, better things to fill your mind with.

Edge of Darkness

2010-06-28T18:09:00.001-05:00

CRAVEN!

2/5 Stars

Love Mel Gibson, the film just didn't do it for me. Kind of boring and unoriginal. I didn't seem to care who his daughter was and what she did. When we found out, I was uninterested all over again. The action and some combat approaches were appealing, but other than that, it was pretty bland.

Acting: Great!

Writing: Not so great

Cinematography: Expected

Story Line: Not captivating

Skip it. There are better films out there.

Toy Story 3

2010-06-28T18:08:00.005-05:00

Well, FAO my Swartz!

4/5 Stars

I mean, come on, it's Toy Story 3! They successfully made three great Toy Story films. Loved the first the most still, then this one, then the second one. This one was by far the most sad, but a great ending to such and epic film series. The characters were all there making us laugh like always. I think there could have been a better plot and probably better developed new characters. On the whole, it was enjoyable and will always have my vote.

Acting: Amazing, duh!

Writing: Didn't meet expectations

Cinematography: Enjoyable

Story Line: Not my favorite

See it!! Great for the whole fam!

Crazy Heart

2010-06-28T18:08:00.004-05:00

I keep feeling obliged to apologize for being less than you probably imagined me to be.

3/5 Stars

The previews pretty much sum this film up quite well. There are no surprises of any kind. It is a very slow film, but you get a great glimpse into the real life is a struggling human. This film captures the essence of those final chances we get to bring something great to this world. It is inspiring and warm, but also real and desolate. Not my cup of tea.

Acting: Phenomenal

Writing: Good enough

Cinematography: Fitting, not striking.

Story Line: Typical

Skip it, unless you want to take a nice nap on a Sunday afternoon.

Green Street Hooligans

2010-06-28T18:07:00.005-05:00

Yes... cheeky slag!

4/5 Stars

Kept thinking of this movie well after I watched it. Every man would love to get caught up in this kind of gang and camaraderie. The thrill of actually punching someone and standing up for your manhood is every boys dream. Elijah Wood gets that chance. This was an enjoyable, not always predictable film. The language is bad, but is also smart. I enjoyed its originality and visual appeal.

Acting: Excellent

Writing: Convincing

Cinematography: Real

Story Line: Ups and Downs

See it. For mature audiences only.

Boondock Saints II

2010-06-28T18:07:00.003-05:00

Let's do some gratuitous violence.

1/5 Stars

Loved the first one and hated the second. Just not as well written or engaging as the first. I fell asleep a number of time. Nothing beats the original. Just some classic lines and well thought out story-line. Because of my fatigue, I am not suitable to aptly give a review, but I do know that it was mutually agreed upon in the room as a fail. The tag line above pretty much captures the entire movie.

Acting: Mostly good

Writing: Below par

Cinematography: Expected

Story-Line: Can't remember

Skip it.

The Invention of Lying

2010-05-08T09:44:00.002-05:00

Ok, you're annoying me. You're voice is shrill. Goodbye.

1/5 Stars

Just frustrated me throughout. I mean, its a cool concept for a film. I just wish they would have taken a totally different angle. As this man discovers that he is the only one in the world that can lie, he begins making up this "man in the sky" that is supposed to symbolize God. He begins to tell all these true and untrue stories about who God is, while all along lying that "the man in the sky" exists. So basically, this film is portraying God as a myth that we are buying into and throwing comedy and A list actors on top to add some sort of credibility. Sad.

Acting: Good

Writing: Yeah, right

Story-line: Neat concept, terrible delivery

Cinematography: Under-par

Skip it.

The Crazies

2010-05-08T09:43:00.009-05:00

Don't ask me why I can't leave my wife and I won't ask you why you can.

5/5 Stars

Great thriller! Great beginning scene. Of course it had it's cheesy moments, but it kept me on the edge most of the time. I loved the creepy effect and how they could scare you by not necessarily even jumping out at you. This thriller will keep you on your toes. It seemed pretty logical as well. Except I still hate how people travel into the unknown with the lights off...

Acting: Believable

Writing: Dramatic

Cinematography: Well meditated

Story Line: Similar to most, but well done

See it. I've seen it twice now! Looking for my third.

Zombieland

2010-05-08T09:43:00.008-05:00

Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it...

3/5 Stars

This film sure does start off with a bang. Pretty gory, yet funny at the same time. I take that back, the entire film is this way. It also has terrible language. I don't even like zombie movies that are only meant to be gory and scary. YET, this film is actually funny and comes about it from a different angle. It is very entertaining to watch the camera work and the usage of CGI. I surprisingly enjoyed it. Some of it is so sick its great.

Acting: Good enough

Writing: Clever

Story-line: Nothing extraordinary

Cinematography: Selling point

Prob should skip it, but I kinda enjoyed it... in a sick way.

Adam

2010-05-08T09:43:00.007-05:00

I can see that you're upset, but I don't know what to do.

4/5 Stars

This is your not so typical comedic love story. Very enjoyable and entertaining from a fresh perspective. The film is slow in parts, but great nonetheless. Loved the well thought out dialogue and unique comedic timing. The characters are not seen in everyday films.

Astronomers especially would appreciate this film from more than one perspective.

Acting: Spotless

Writing: Rich

Story-line: Moving

Cinematography: Slightly above avg

See it.

The Natural

2010-05-03T12:58:00.003-05:00

The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.

3/5 Stars

Robert Redford - Just the man

This is your classic story about a baseball hero that just never gave up. I enjoyed the look and feel of the film. It is great for it's day in age! The only thing was that it was a little slow and of course predictable. If you are a baseball fan, you can truly appreciate the film. My heart simply wasn't in it as much as it could have been.

Robert Redford did a heck of a job, of course. I loved the dialogue and they inventive cinematography. This film goes to show that if you are truly gifted at something and want it bad enough, you should never stop at attaining it. Its heart warming, yet dated.

Acting: Classic

Writing: Simple, yet intriguing

Cinematography: Inventive for its time

Story Line: Predictable

See it if you love baseball or Redford.

The Lovely Bones

2010-04-26T12:17:00.002-05:00

...He doesn't understand how much a father could love his child

2/5 Stars

Marky Mark - Kudos

Most of this film looked like that picture above. I had no idea that it was going to be so spiritual. It was a mix of Gone Baby Gone and What Dreams May Come. This girl that was murdered is stuck between Heaven and Hell. I loved the visual effects, just unexpected. It was odd and confusing at first. The film goes back and forth from real life to spiritual world. I didn't particularly enjoy it. I would rather not waste time watching her debate on whether or not to go to Heaven or try and help her family. I wanted to get more into the suspense and depth of figuring out who the murder was.

The main reason it only received two stars from me is because it was weird. I'm sorry. The acting was great, the story was believable, the writing seemed to work. It did keep my attention and intrigue. Susan Sarandon's character fit her perfectly. I feel as though, actually I know that it is her real attitude in life. Good job, Susan.

Two things I took away: Listen to your dog and listen to your instincts.

Acting - All, but the boyfriend were great

Writing - Better than most

Cinematography - The highlight of the film

Story Line - Unique, dull

See it if you want. I won't again.

The Hangover

2010-04-26T11:52:00.002-05:00

Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.

3/5 Stars

Bradley Cooper - Stud

Ed Helms - Great comedic subtleties

Zach Galifianakis - My new favorite comedic actor

Justin Bartha - Decent

Wow... extremely funny, yet extremely vulgar. I cannot recommend this one. Has some great one liners, but way too much language and nudity. I gave it three stars because it was a well developed film. I thought it was going to be stupid humor thrown on tape. It was, but it also had more of a story than I would have guessed. It didn't just throw a stand up routine on the screen, it was actually a moving, engaging film.

Yes, its extremely unrealistic. Yes, its stupid. Yet, somehow it keeps you engaged as to what all unfolded during that one night in Vegas. I am so thankful my nights in vegas for my friend, Tim Kortman's, bachelor party wen nothing like that. Actually, some of those parts would have been kind of fun, such as watching Brant White get knocked out by Mike Tyson or Tim marrying a stripper. Anyway, I've said too much.

Acting - Where do they find these people

Writing - Better than expected, yet probably improv

Cinematography - Subtle

Story Line - Intriguing

Don't See it. Skip it.

Dan in Real Life

2010-04-26T11:44:00.005-05:00

Put it on my tab.

5/5 Stars

Steve Carell - Genuine. I like this guy.

I simply will never get tired of this film. It's funny, heart warming, real, and has a great soundtrack! This is a feel good flick. It makes you wish you had a family like this, yet thankful you don't necessarily. The part that reminded me most of our family was the talent show routine. We do a talent show every year at Christmas where the unique and peculiar talents of our family are revealed each year. Its enjoyable.

This film has a well developed story, slightly unrealistic at parts. I love the witty banter and comedic timing. Some scenes are so tense, you are forced to just burst out laughing. Its the perfect rainy day movie. (Voice Over) Clean, fun, and enjoyable for the whole family!

Acting - Spot on

Writing - Well thought out and witty

Cinematography - Not brilliant, not necessary

Story Line - Well developed

See it. Really.

Date Night

2010-04-17T22:18:00.002-05:00

Unexpectedly Funny

4/5 Stars

Steve Carell - Same witty banter

Tina Fey - Mastered comedy

I thoroughly enjoyed this film. There were some scenes that I could have done without, but over all it was very enjoyable. It actually kept my attention though the second half was unrealistic. I figured that all of the funny scenes would be thrown into the previews, but was proven wrong. I actually laughed out loud a number of times. Then just as your enjoying this comedy, it reals you into a partially dramatic scene. I loved that fact that it was not all fun and games.

The series of events that this couple suffers through during the film are extremely unrealistic, but oddly understandable. You are rooting for them the entire time. I love the chemistry between Carell and Fey.

The only reason it didn't get 5 stars is because it barely made 4 stars. It just simply did not have enough gusto and was too unrealistic for my taste.

See it.

Away We Go

2010-04-17T22:12:00.002-05:00

Away I went

2/5 Stars

John Krasinski - Both funny names

Maya Rudolph - I like them together

Please fast forward through the first scene... This film just simply did not have enough going on for me. It was very relaxed and slow paced. the plot did not develop much. For some reason, I was wondering the entire time where they went away from and never found out.

I do like the reality of the story. It is a beautiful representation of many US families that feel as though they missed the mark somewhere along the way. It goes to show that not everything is and needs to be cookie cutter.

Honestly, I don't have a whole lot more to say about the film, considering I fell asleep. You might just want to skip this review and see it for your self... then again maybe not.

Acting: Good enough

Writing: Semi-cliche

Cinematography: Dull

Story Line: Not captivating

Skip it.

The Boys Are Back

2010-04-06T18:48:00.002-05:00

I have plenty of people to do something with, I just have no one to do nothing with.

4/5 Stars

This is not the most uplifting film in the world, but it portrays the realities of many people walking in it. This man comes to grips with hardship in full swing while struggling to maintain life as he now knows it. Not everything goes the way he plans. Trial and error seems to be his method. The overall theme is simply to say "yes" more. Too often we say "no" without any reason at all. Saying "yes" is "actually quite difficult, really".

The beauty and audacity of this film caught my attention. It is set in Australia, a place I am now in love with. The characters and plot seem realistic and down to earth. They try to go outside the normal as much as possible. They try to love in other forms. They try to simply life, but also have the face the reality of the harshness of our society and need for making a living.

I left off one star because I thought it should have taken us up more than it did. Don't get me wrong, the weight of the situations made this film set apart and real, but it almost seemed to try too hard sometimes. At times, I felt as though they were playing the sappy music too much in order to get more tears out of you. But all and all I loved it.

Acting: Great across the board

Writing: Great one liners

Cinematography: Captivating

Story line: Real and deep

See it, but know that its not a comedy by any means.

Hurt Locker

2010-04-02T22:09:00.003-05:00

Tagline Tells All

3/5 Stars

The film definitely was as real as could be. I felt as though we were watching actual footage sometimes. The acting was phenomenal and the dialogue was believable. The situations were tense and the visual effects were addicting. I kept being drawn into each scenario. The only thing that kept taking me out (only to be drawn in again) was the lack of story line. I was waiting for the moment they started giving some character development or plot. I kept wanting to know more about who the characters were and what story was trying to be told. That only came in small doses.

You see, this isn't your typical film. It simply shows you many sides of war without giving you a story about particular people. It takes your through scene after scene to explain different sides of how war can be addicting yet traumatizing. Putting it all on the line for the sake of what is good. So, if you go into this movie with that understanding, you will do just fine. I simply wanted more of a story and less random tense war episodes. I wanted it to take me places that a movie of this caliber has not yet taken people. It did not.

Acting: Phenomenal

Writing: Brilliant

Cinematography: Captivating at times

Story Line: Missing

If you are into war movies and just car to watch some tense war moments, see it.

An Education

2010-03-29T23:45:00.002-05:00

Knowing a famous author is better than becoming one.

4/5 Stars

Carey Mulligan - I'm falling in love

Peter Sarsgaard - Real

I actually enjoyed this film. I was hesitant at first. Yes, it was rather slow in areas, but made for a great pace given the subject matter. It does start to make you think what the point of an education is? Should it be top? Why are you getting one? What will it amount to in the end? Then sums up the answer to all of these questions quite nicely. I loved the accents, period, and scenery. It was all very captivating. This girl learns many lessons very early on in life. You feel as though you are walking through it all for the first time with her. You begin to question things you were once sure of. You begin to look through a different lens.

I believe the writer made an excellent choice in the setting and time for this piece. London in the 60's was quite enjoyable to watch. The writing was real and well delivered. It was almost too smart for the common girl, but was not distracting. The attire and vibe set this film apart. I was always looking for and at something. That helped keep my attention during the slower parts. I also like the fact that it was unpredictable. No, it didn't totally sweep me off my feet, but rather didn't hand everything to me as I expected.

Acting: Most of them were excellent

Writing: Smart and provoking

Cinematography: Beautiful

Story Line: Applicable and entertaining

See it.

Sorority Row

2010-03-29T23:38:00.002-05:00

This is why I don't try to publicize my blog...

2/5 Stars

I am not a huge horror at all, but I actually thought this was a seemingly decent film at first. The story was somewhat believable, not SO predictable, and had you on your toes. Then, like most horror films, something went terribly wrong. It got way too out of hand and unrealistic. The overall story is not captivating enough and the murders are way to graphic and hokey. I actually fell in and out of sleep from the second half on. Therefore, I do not have a very good movie critic. My apologies.

I would say that those of you that like to laugh at stupid horror films (as I do occasionally) might actually enjoy this one. I simple cannot recommend it. It falls into the typical hole of every other film you take two looks at the cover of and know there is nothing good behind.

Acting: Decent at times

Writing: Did they really say that?

Cinematography: Dull

Story Line: It didn't matter

Don't see it.

August

2010-03-15T10:55:00.003-05:00

"I'm not a business man, I'm a business man"

3/5 Stars

Josh Hartnett - Perfect fit, excellent job

I actually liked this film. It was well written and passionate. The acting was exceptional. The dialogue was real and not overdone. And even though it was flooded with a lot of business jargon, I was able to fight through it.

Au contrar, the film was a little slow and pretty predictable. The F bomb was dropped wayyy more that I would have liked it to be, although seemingly fitting for this obnoxious character Hartnett undertook. This film reveals how miserable and over-demanding the lifestyle of an extreme business man, who is only money hungry, can be. Though in the case with this film, the entrepreneur came to his senses about what really matters in life and redeemed himself.

Acting: Real

Writing: Well meditated

Cinematography: Fitting and moving

Story Line: Typical

Maybe just watch it on TV to obliterate the cursing and nudity.

2012

2010-03-12T10:41:00.003-06:00

Well, I wish Danny Glover was the Pres.

1 Stars

John Cusack - I like him

Amanda Peet - Not believable, but hot

Woody Harrelson - The man

So this is not my type of movie at all... I am trying here. All of the actions sequences were just sooooo unrealistic. Yes, I know that this is what this movie was riding on, but you could have done a better job of making the grand escapes truer to life. Probably the most unrealistic sequences I have ever seen in a film. People finding others amongst a billion, escaping the sinking of the earth in a stretch, flying a few massive planes in high intensity situations with a basic knowledge of flight, dodging lava balls in a van, jumping obstacles equivalent to Evil Knievel, and so on. On top of that, the story line and basic and predictable. We all knew what was going to happen... and it did. We were not even given time to be drawn into the characters. So, in the midst of this chaos, you can tell we are supposed to be captivated by loss and salvation, but I simply was not at all. Terrible acting as well.

I will give it credit for it's amazing special effects. The visual appeal was more interesting to watch than Avatar, for a dude. It was just cool to see how they were going to take everything down. That is the main reason I watched. All in all, if the world is coming to an end, we are all going down, but God promised a second coming. So, if we're all going to die, I think He'd take a trip down before that instead of looking down and being like, "Man, I missed my chance". He doesn't miss things. But, either way, we would see Him here or there, so no worries.

Acting: Pretty Terrible

Writing: Even worse and cliche

Cinematography: Captivating

Story Line: Predictable

If you are in to apocalyptic films with special effects, see it. Otherwise, skip it.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

2010-03-04T22:46:00.002-06:00

Uniquely Entertaining

4/5 Stars

Robert Downey Jr. - Phenomenal

I have to be careful with this one. As much as I liked, I probably equally as much should not have. It is not a very 'nice' film. I thoroughly enjoyed the original writing and acting this film birthed. It was so different, witty, and intentional. It broke the laws of most film institutes and pulled you into this unlikely story. This film also kept you in anticipation of how this whole mess was to be solved. Twists came from every direction that continued to point you to the end result. I loved its ability to humanize certain celebrities and professions.

I did not give it 5 stars because of some unnecessary crudeness and behavior. I also was taken out of the film during some of the ever so unrealistic action sequences. I wish they would have kept it more real and plausible than it turned out.

Acting: Superb

Writing: Most Excellent

Cinematography: Too entranced in the story to notice

Story Line: Unrealistic, yet wildly entertaining

Mature audience only... See it.

FInal Destination 4

2010-03-04T22:37:00.003-06:00

The Finally Destination

1/5 Stars

I am just glad there are all finished now. I was getting pretty sick of pretty much watching the same film over and over, but I had to finish. This one was by far the worst of them all. Every aspect was terrible. You'd thought these actors have never recited a line before, the writer grabbed every cliche line known to man, and the direction was exasperated it began not be funny again. All of the deaths were far fetched as usual, but more the most extreme I have ever seen. In the filmmakers defense, we did get a lot of laughs out of it. Then again that might not be a compliment.

The reason it has 1 star... well just read the tag line and look at any pic from the movie you'd like, you'll see why.

Acting: Worst yet

Writing: Even worse

Cinematography: Creative

Story Line: Most typical

Dont. Ever. See. It.

Star Trek

2010-03-04T15:53:00.002-06:00

You know how I feel about these...

3/5 Stars (no pun)

The only two reasons I saw this film were because of J.J. Abrams and Robby Stone. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have given it a second glance. I just do not like sci-fi, mystical, fantasy films. None of them. I can respect some (Lord of the Rings...), but don't usually enjoy them.

Let's bring things back down to Earth. The film as good as it could be, being set in space. The visual effects were amazing. It actually developed a plot, overcame evil, love, heroism, comedy, blah blah. I accredit it all to JJ. I am a fan of his work (if you couldn't tell). It hit you with the unexpected and kept you on your feet before slowly lowering you back down. I occasionally forgot that we were in space, traveling back and forth through time. Props to Robby for the recommendation.

The reason it only got three stars is because its sci-fi and I can take a star away based solely on that considering its my blog and because of the unrealistic fight/action sequences. They posed as a distraction. Basically its just hard for me to give the epitome of sci-fi films a 4 (but i secretly want to).

Acting: Mostly believable

Writing: Amazing

Cinematography: Enticing

Story Line: Its in space...

See it. I might do it again.

Final Destination 3

2010-03-04T11:19:00.002-06:00

Gotta Love 'Em

2/5 Stars

I simply became a fan of the first two and had to finish off watching the rest. I don't even know why I am such a fan, they are not even that good. The same thing happens in each film...

Anyway, for this particular film, I liked it, but can't critique it very well at all. The acting is sub par, the writing is terrible, the effects are hokey, the scenarios are unrealistic (as they always are) and the language and nudity doesn't help. I do however, like how they sit and ponder for hours on end of how to simply kill off each person. Some of them, though unrealistic, are creative and funny to watch. My roommates and I simply think of these films as comedies. The only reason I gave it a 2 instead of 1 is because of that factor right there. It does make you tense up a few times, but more laughs follow.

I will think twice, however, the next time I get on a roller coaster... Just as I have every time I've boarded a plane, seen a logger truck on the wet interstate, been to the dentist, the doctor, the garbage disposal, the train tracks, a car on a bridge, the weight room, a fair, fireworks, knives, hardware store, movie theater... but hey, its just a movie.

Acting: Terrible

Writing: Even worse

Cinematography: Trying

Story Line: Same as the rest

Don't see it, I just have a knack.

The Box

2010-03-01T15:13:00.002-06:00

Not by choice

1/5 Stars

Cameron Diaz - Used to like her

James Marsden - Awkward opposite

I had heard this was a terrible movie, so I intended on napping through it while my mom watched. I would have been successful too, had it not been for the random explosions of volume the film provided. It would have been a much better use of my time.

The acting was just terrible on all accounts. I would normally stick up for these leads, but they for some reason were not on their game. The dialogue was unconvincing and hokey. This film simply tried too hard to be uniquely creepy. The random characters and signs seemed all too misleading. I was confused and unconcerned. It takes you through a vicious loop of a meaningless plot. In the defense that you might assume I hated it cause I was in and out of sleep, my optimistic mother hated it as well. You live and learn.

Acting: Terrible

Writing: Unsuccessfully trying to be something it couldn't

Cinematography: Simple

Story Line: Are you kidding me

Skip it, really.

Everybody's Fine

2010-03-01T14:52:00.005-06:00

Potential tear jerker.

3/5 Stars

Robert De Niro - Older than he looks here

Drew Barrymore - Convincing

Kate Beckinsale - Love of my life

Sam Rockwell - All I can think of is him in The Green Mile

This was a decent/humbling film. It tells stories of how life may not pan out exactly the way you intended it to be. You may not be as successful, perfect, or living up to the standards others have made for you. But through all of this, we can find happiness and love if we are honest. I like the journey this father takes to become closer to his unfolding family. There are a lot of loose ends that all start to come together. I really enjoyed the portrayal of their younger selves in opportune times (except they could have picked a more fitting "young Drew Barrymore" since we all know what she really did look like).

Although it had great intentions and entertained me, it proved a bit unrealistic and slow. Some of the dialogue took me out of the element, but that was probably just me. I do appreciate how it wrapped it self all together in the end and left you feeling hopeful amongst this depressing plot line. My mom cried a lot.

The reason I took two stars away was first because it wasn't the most enjoyable 2 hours I have ever spent, and secondly, it lacked originality. All in all, I believe it was a success for the filmmakers purpose and vision. It had me thinking about it and how it applies to my life long after I saw it.

Acting: Couldn't have done better.

Writing: Almost great.

Cinematography: Clever.

Story Line: Great intentions and themes.

See it.

Valentine's Day

2010-02-19T10:03:00.004-06:00

My Girl

1/5 Stars

Going against the fact I knew it was not going to be a good film, I took my mom and went to see it for my girl, Julia Roberts. Loved every moment that she was on the screen, just hated the rest of the film. This wannabe Love Actually flick just flopped. As many huge celebrities it carried, the acting was just terrible. Its rare that a film will have that many celebrities and actually be good. The exception is Ocean's 11. Usually, they are trying to make up for something and in this case it was the terrible script. It simply did not come to life for me.

Taylor Swift is not an actress. Don't get me started on that Taylor Lautner. Jessican Biel lost too much weight. Patrick Dempsey played a doctor, imagine that. Jamie Foxx, I can't stand. Jennifer Garner did a great job!

I will say there were rare moments when I actually laughed out loud and that Ashton Kutcher, as much as I don't like him, did a good job. I always like seeing George Lopez as well. It was fun to see all of the places I used to go to as well when I lived in LA. I would imagine most of their budget was spent on actors, considering all the scenes took place in LA, no special effects, and no great script.

Acting: Mostly terrible

Writing: Even worse, so many cliche lines

Cinematography: Very basic

Story Line: That killed it

If you're a girl into chick flicks with nothing else to do... see it.

Gosford Park

2010-02-19T09:28:00.003-06:00

Who Done It?

2/5 Stars

Michael Gambon - Holds his own

Clive Owen - Not much range

Ryan Phillippe - Believable

I was just bored during this film. Its another one of those dinner murder mystery type. Personally, I loved the movie Clue 10x fold. This film even makes fun of itself when two characters are discussing a horrible film one is producing:

Morris Weissman: Well, not really. Most of it takes place at a shooting party in a country house. Sort of like this one, actually. Murder in the middle of the night, a lot of guests for the weekend, everyone's a suspect. You know, that sort of thing.
Constance: How horrid. And who turns out to have done it?
Morris Weissman: Oh, I couldn't tell you that. It would spoil it for you.
Constance: Oh, but none of us will see it.

That pretty much sums up this film. I didn't even care who did it and why. I, along with most of the characters, was even glad that it had been done. There was simply not enough plot or gripping story to make me care. In fact, every other scene was someone cheating on someone else sexually. And by the end of the movie you are not left satisfied at all. It didn't seem to come full circle. Kind of just leaves you there.

The reason I didn't give it a 1 is because it had great dialogue. The absence of words in most cases drew me in. So many times films use so much dialogue and too much rambling to explain things. This film was concise and deliberate. It made me try to hang on to every word, even though I could hardly understand half of them with their terrible accents, seriously.

Acting: Above average

Writing: Great

Cinematography: Nothing stands out

Story Line: Unoriginal

Skip it.

Scarface

2010-02-09T00:09:00.002-06:00

Anticipation of the famous line was killing me.

3/5 Stars

Al Pacino - This made him

Michelle Pfeiffer - Strung out

This film was well done and I can see why it was praised in its time. The ultimate guy film. It had a little of everything, but a lot of violence and F bombs (you were warned). I appreciated the way it was put together and the smart dialogue.

Yes, confusing at times. Yes, slow at times. Yes, outdated. Yes, typical mobster/drug dealing movie. But it kept me attention, kept my focus, kept me in anticipation, kept me surprised, and kept doing its job of entertaining me. It did run a little long. All profanity and bad acting extras aside, its decent.

Acting: Almost all superb

Writing: Unique, harsh

Cinematography: Good for the era

Story Line: Typical with some twists

The reason it got exactly a three is because even though this isn't my typical appeal and favorite era, I was intrigued and engrossed in Pacino's abilities.

Try and see it, but be prepared. (longevity and profanity)

Law Abiding Citizen

2010-02-04T10:45:00.007-06:00

My first film of 2010...

Honestly, its been a while since the I've seen it, so forgive my memory.

4/5 Stars

Gerard Butler: Excellent.

Jamie Foxx: Never liked him.

This is a smart film. It keeps you on your toes. It keeps you thinking. It makes you think about of flawed justice system. The emotional attachment might not be there, but it gets its point across. Its a good thing this situation falls into the lap of this unordinary American.

Not much of a family movie. There is profanity and some grotesque scenes. More of a dude flick if you will.

Acting: Most all of it was excellent.

Writing: Smart and to the point.

Cinematography: A little above average. Nothing Crazy.

Story Line: Pretty basic premise with intriguing turns.

The reason its not 5 stars is because its semi predictable towards the end, it has Jamie Foxx, unrealistic, and it didn't provide anything I've never seen before.

See it.

Inglorious Bastards

2010-02-02T23:49:00.005-06:00

"It's a BINGO!"

5/5 Stars

Brad Pitt: Warming up to him, Excellent

Christoph Waltz: Brilliant

Diane Kruger: Love/Like relationship

I can't say enough about this film. From the first scene till the last, it had me intrigued. The way Tarantino creates his films is obviously like no other. My heart was racing the entire time either out of tension, laughter, excitement, brutality, or laughter. It truly keeps you on edge anticipating the ultimate climax.

I love the way Tarantino creates suspense between two characters. Less is more. Brilliant twists and turns to set up each scene. The dialogue was straightforward and witty. Each actor delivered. Waltz never caught me looking away.

Acting: Top Notch all around

Writing: Genius, meditated

Cinematography: Exciting and new

Story Line: Intriguing and heroic.

There is violence, language, and gore. Ratings are there for a reason. Don't watch with a week stomach or a dislike for Tarantino.

See it.

Fame

2010-02-02T23:44:00.003-06:00

Not Fame

1/5 Stars

No Actors

The thing is, this had nothing to do with the original Fame musical. None of the same characters, music, or plot. Not that I remember it all that well to begin with, but I at least know none of the songs were the same. That part was semi disappointing.

Other than that, it sucked. The acting, singing, and story line were all hokey. I am just not in to these kinds of films. They are real corny and amateur. I guess it leaves you with a feel good feeling though.

Acting: Below par

Writing: Yeah, right

Cinematography: Elementary

Story Line: Too dreamlike

The reason it at least got a 1 is because I won't give a 0 and the message had good intentions.

Skip it.

Post Grad

2010-01-24T22:56:00.004-06:00

I was forced, should have ran.

1/5 Stars

Alexis Bledel: Cannot stand...

I can say I don't like her as an actress and a person, having met her three times (In LA). She annoys and frustrates me. How do people like this end up in Hollywood? Well, never mind. She ruined any part of this film that might have been great.

My mom wanted me to watch this with her cause it has Zach Gilford (Matt Saracen from Friday Night Lights in it). I figured I could take a nap during it... if only I were so lucky.

It seemed to have all the hopes of being another Little Miss Sunshine (great film), but lacked all the parts. The writing, acting, and directing was all sub par. Great potential gone bad. There were not many parts about this film I enjoyed. Maybe the occasional chuckle, yeah I said chuckle. That's it.

Acting: Next time hire actors (excluding Zach)

Writing: Almost there, felt empty

Cinematography: Someone was behind the camera?

Story Line: Typical and predictable

The reason it didn't get a 0 is because I would never give a film that at least made it into the public eye a 0, they must have done something right. Just not sure if they did enough right things to deserve a 2.

Don't see it.

Paranormal Activity

2010-01-24T22:55:00.009-06:00

Its a movie...

2/5 Stars

Actors?

Yes, of course this stuff is real. I am not saying its not and that I don't believe in it. I just don't mess with it, rightfully so.

That being said, this film did not do much for me. I have to admit I am not usually a fan of scary movies in the first place. I am just thinking too much about the actors, stagehands, camera angles, and such to really get into them trying to freak me out. Maybe, it my way of protecting myself. The film did have some extremely tense moments that were shot well, other than that, it was pretty basic.

Some parts were hokey, some were predictable, and some were laughable. I tried so hard to restrain myself from commenting in order not to ruin the film for others.

Acting: Below Average

Writing: Seemed to be all improved

Cinematography: Did a great job for having been shot all in one house.

Story Line: Blare Witch...

The reason it didn't get 1 star is because it does grab you at parts, it was successful on a really small budget, and it kept my attention.

Just skip it. Cheap scare.

Julie and Julia

2010-01-24T22:55:00.008-06:00

Yes... I saw it... It was given to me free from SAG.

3/5 Stars

Meryl Streep: In Top 10 Best Actresses

Amy Adams: Likeable

I thought this was actually a decent film. Honestly, it kind of sparked my ambition to review every film I see in 2010. How about that? It is a feel good movie that is encouraging to our society. I always got a kick out of Julia's excitement, while at the same time annoyed with her voice.

Yes, it is built around Julia Childs and cooking, but is actually kind of enjoyable to watch. I did fall asleep toward the end. I don't think they wrapped it up very well though. Its just interesting to see if Amy Adam's character is going to make it through her one year goal.

Acting: All around great

Writing: Streep brings it to life.

Cinematography: Basic, not a highlight.

Story Line: Inquisitive

The reason it got three stars is because it had as many high points as low points...

Ummm, not a necessity.

Up In The Air

2010-01-24T22:53:00.011-06:00

More like, down to Earth.

3/5 Stars

George Clooney - Pretty much the same, but good

I just really enjoyed this film for reasons I might not be able to express clearly. I loved its use of camera work and silence. Some of the scenes draw you in with no music whatsoever. That tool has proven pretty powerful (No Country For Old Men). I liked the smart dialogue and wit. This film had the potential to be very slow and boring, but proved to only be a little slow and more interesting.

Some scenes take you to face reality and others take you to an unrealistic scenario. All in all they did a good job with a film about a dude that fires people for a living. They bring you up and down again. The life of a traveler might seem appealing at first, but proven to be very lonely and monotonous without a partner. There were some great dialogues about life and relationships. Obviously Christ is the ultimate fulfiller, but they got some stuff pretty close.

Acting: Good enough

Writing: Human and intellectual

Cinematography: Perfect fit for the mood of the film, great!

Story Line: Depressing, yet humbling

I almost gave this film 4 stars, but took it back simply because it just didn't feel right in that category with all the other 4's. It wasn't just lacking one thing, there were a few things I enjoy to see more in films. More motion is one of them.

Sure, see it. Some sexual scenes and conversations.

North by Northwest

2010-01-24T22:53:00.010-06:00

Cary Grant fan

2/5 Stars

Cary Grant: Always a pleasure

I know, I know this is supposed to be a classic. Thing is, I just don't much like watching the old classics. I don't get much out of them. I can appreciate the film for what it was in its time, but times have changed. It was kind of slow and boring. The plane scene on the cover was some of the most action, but not even suspenseful.

Of course Alfred Hitchcock is the man. I will always support a film of his. He began to bring so much to the table with innovative, thriller films. I still have a collection of shorts from him that I need to see and review...

Acting: Classic overdramatic type

Writing: Stale

Cinematography: Ok, for its time

Story Line: Creative, yet dull

The reason it didn't get just 1 star is because it has Cary Grant, its a classic, and Alfred Hitchcock.

I'd say see it, but just sit back, relax, and enjoy. Don't get upset if you fall asleep.

Precious

2010-01-24T22:52:00.004-06:00

Hard to swallow.

4/5 Stars

Mo'nique - Her awards say enough

Gabourey Sidibe - Great, couldn't been better

As dark and real as this film was, I thought it was very well put together. It's not one that is going to cheer you up and make you feel good, but I have been itching to see it again. It's raw scenes are hard to sit through, but that tells you they are getting their point across. There are a few glimpses of hope and humor. We are truly blessed as a people.

Pretty extreme profanity and explicit scenes. I initially wish this film did without that, but it wouldn't be the film it was written to become...

Acting: Superb for the difficulty of the script

Writing: Harsh, but picks you back up

Cinematography: Real

Story Line: Hard to swallow, but necessary to understand

The reason it didn't get 5 stars is because the story could have been fuller and there could have been a wider arrange of characters... and more highs (but they didn't want that)...

Don't have to see it, but won't forget it.

Fifty Dead Men Walking

2010-01-24T22:51:00.016-06:00

What?

2/5 Stars

Ben Kingsley - Who?

Jim Sturgess - Fine job

Honestly, this is going to be a terrible review. I barely remember this movie at all. I couldn't even tell you what it was about. It was weeks ago when I saw it (I promise I am not going to continue to take this long to review a movie) and fell asleep a little. I remember it giving away the ending at the beginning, being really slow, confusing, but picking up towards the end.

Acting: Good

Writing: Really creative

Cinematography: Normal

Story Line: Confusing

The only reason it got two stars instead of 1 is because I remember being able to appreciate some aspects of it, just forgot what they were.

The reason it didn't get 1 star is because of the writing and the fact that it almost make a great comeback from the slow pace.

Don't waste your time.

Rebel Without A Cause

2010-01-24T22:51:00.015-06:00

Movie Without A Cause

1/5 Stars

James Dean: Naturally Great

I don't care how classic James Dean was, he could not carry this film. I am not even sure what the point of it was. The little kid in it was so confusing and weird. He kind of creeped me out with his obsession to Dean's character. It was fun to look back on the classic Hollywood days, but other than that, I couldn't find a reason to watch it.

Watched this with Robby and Jason. Robby fell asleep (or was that me), Jason went to bed. What does this say?

Thought it was picking up towards the end, but it failed.

Acting: Terrible, other than Dean

Writing: Pointless, but decent

Cinematography: Ha ha

Story Line: No, this was pointless

Maybe there is something huge that I am missing here, but this film just did not interest me.

Don't See It.

Love Me If You Dare

2010-01-24T22:51:00.014-06:00

Top romantic comedy (of sorts) of all time!

5/5 Stars

Guillaume Canet - Few better

Marion Cotillard - I think I'm in love

Needless to say, I really really enjoyed this French film. It was visually appealing, beautifully spoken, wickedly stunning, and pleasantly witty. Its an original story with many twists. It keeps you curious about what's to come, yet unwilling to leave what's before you. It brings out the poet in me, ha.

The fact that it is all in French adds a beauty that is rare. The colors fantastically set the mood. The characters couldn't seem more real. It taps into that daring side of everyone that is waiting to explode. Some crude humor and scenes, but a hit in my book nonetheless.

Acting: They were acting?

Writing: Witty, thoughtful, timely, fluid, beautiful

Cinematography: One of the things that makes this film so brilliant

Story Line: Original and daring, if you will

The reason it got 5 stars is obvious.

See it!

In Bruges

2010-01-24T22:50:00.006-06:00

Hmmm, let me think back...

2/5 Stars

Colin Farrell: Pretty good

Brendan Gleeson: Relatable

Ralph Fiennes: Same facial expression throughout

The premise is very simple and the film is slow. It mostly all takes place in Bruges. Some tense scenes, some violence, so great writing, some beauty, some extreme predicaments, pretty much somes it up.

After all that, I don't even remember what happens in the end. Sad, thats my memory for you.

Acting: Good enough

Writing: Great actually

Cinematography: Above average

Story Line: Boring

The reason it only got two stars is because it simply wasn't entertaining enough. It was depressing with no great resolution.

Don't See It.

City of God

2010-01-24T22:49:00.009-06:00

I might have fallen asleep a little...

2/5 Stars

No main actors.

This film is centered all around really young kids in gangs. The teenagers run this town and will shoot whomever they please to get what they want. It is emotional and graphic.

You don't sit down to enjoy this film, you sit down to learn from it. The question is, whether or not what you learn was worth seeing or learning. I personally could have done without.

Acting: Some great! Others just terrible.

Writing: Very believable and fluid.

Cinematography: Actually a high point to the film.

Story Line: Semi confusing and complicated. It was hard for me to keep all the names and places straight.

The reason it only got 2 stars is mainly because I just didn't enjoy it. I don't often enjoy these types of films. Strictly violent with no attachment. I mean, just look on the cover how many characters there are. Choose American Gangster above this.

Don't See It.

Good Will Hunting

2010-01-24T22:49:00.008-06:00

One of my favorite films of all time.

5/5 Stars.

Robin Williams: Classic

Matt Damon: Excellent

Ben Affleck: Actually, believable

Minnie Driver: Heart-warming

I must admit, I fell asleep during the first two attempts to watch this film. Once at a friend's and once on Samford lawn. Finally, gave it a third try years ago and loved it. This viewing was with AJ Burandt.

I can't think of enough great things to say about this film. Matt Damon's year of writing this script really show and paid off. It's smart, emotional, funny, and down to earth. This film leaves you feeling good about life and wanting to use it to its full potential. We all love those boy genius stories, this is one of them.

The fact that it launched Damon and Affleck's careers just adds to the story. It was their baby and they were lucky enough to birth it.

Acting: Excellent all around. (Casey Affleck need not be overlooked)

Writing: Intentional

Cinematography: Pretty average

Story Line: Compelling

I would warn you about the profanity. I didn't expect or deem it necessary to use so many F bombs. So, unless that overwhelmingly distracts you...

See it.

How do you like them apples?

Film Critiquing

2010-01-23T18:28:00.000-06:00

Here we go again. I decided to keep track of every movie that I watched in 2010. I figured I watch too many films, but wanted to prove it to myself. Epiphany: why not try and make the most of what some might say is wasted time. I'll share my loves and hates about each film with whomever cares to read. Therefore, I can look back on the year and recall my film journey. Highs and lows, ups and downs.

So here I am... writing out what I think of each movie that I watch during the year of 2010. Some will be very outdated, some I will have been forced to see, some epic, and some we've seen a thousand times. Agree or disagree, this is what I thought. Enjoy.

All I have to say is it's a good thing I watched Avatar in 2009, or we'd probably be starting off on the wrong foot.

Kiss Video

2009-02-19T00:57:00.001-06:00

Alright, so I was able to upload my video onto youtube. I am not sure how long it is going to stay posted, but I figured it might get more views there. So take a look.

The World That We Livin In

2009-01-12T13:13:00.004-06:00

I am pro this commercial. Ironically enough, you either have to be on the computer or in front of a television to watch it. But I guess that is their target audience.

TEBOW, the man, the legend is back!! We takin over!

Love is in the Air!

2009-01-07T18:03:00.003-06:00

Aight. Here is another video that I made for Awaken. A compilation of love scenes from famous chick flicks. This one goes out to all my hopeless romantics.

Awaken - Kiss Video from Katlin Miller on Vimeo.

Better Late Than Never

2008-12-04T12:18:00.002-06:00

I do realize I am terrible about keeping this thing continuously updated. I will try to do better about thinking of it. Until then, just think of it as you winning the lottery. You never know that day that you check it, might just be the same day I post after weeks of nothingness!!

I have something special for my 2 viewers that have been waiting in eager anticipation.

Welcome To Nashville from Katlin Miller on Vimeo.

Occupational Hazard

2008-11-08T02:22:00.003-06:00

So, is it bad when you see a street sign that says "Seven Springs" that all you read is "Steven Spielberg"? Guess that is what seeking a profession in film does to ya.

Wouldn't We All?

2008-11-01T15:39:00.000-05:00

I do not intend to share youtube videos about pointless funny moments, but could not stand to pass this up. This would def happen to me as an interviewer. Don't forget to note the seriousness of the topic of conversation considering the lady in the wheelchair...

Happy Halloween

2008-10-31T15:50:00.002-05:00

For all ages, shapes, sizes, and species...

Bit O' Politics

2008-10-30T15:34:00.004-05:00

What would this blog be like if I didnt spice it up a little with some political insight. I believe this next statement is about all you need to hear. Things will change alright...

If Barack Obama applied for a job with the FBI or the Secret Service, he would be disqualified because of his past association with William Ayers, a known terrorist. And yet, he is heading for the highest office in the land.

If Obama is elected President he would not pass the security screening to be his own body guard.

End of Story. Happy Voting everyone.

Who Are You?

2008-10-29T12:02:00.003-05:00

So if you know me at all, you know that I am bad with names and now faces. I will meet the same person three or four times introducing myself saying, "I dont believe we have met before." The stories go on and on and on again about how I forgot someone's name and was slapped, rejected, boldfaced turned from, and the typical rolling of the eyes. But the most recent and embarrassing story lies here in Nashville.

I am in a new town, meeting new friends, and looking for a new job. I can start new and fresd and don't have to be known as, Katlin - the guy who wont remember your name. But au contraire (word of the blog). In walks the main character Dustin, scene goes as follows:

Jamie: Hey, Katlin. Meet our friend Dustin.
Katlin: Hey, nice to meet you.

(Later that evening, like 10 minutes)

Katlin: Curtis, do you want anything to drink.
Dustin: Um, its Dustin.

(Later that SAME evening, like 30 min)

Katlin: Curtis, which one do you want to watch?
All: It's Dustin!!

(Just a few days later at a party)
(Dustin walks up to Katlin for the first time at the party)

Dustin: Katlin! (Followed by a huge hand slap)
Katlin: Cole!!
(Awkward exchange of looks)
Dustin: No, it's Curtis!
Katlin: Oh, yeah Curtis!! What's up!! (oblivious to the obvious sarcasm)
Dustin: No, for real, its Dustin...

God of This City

2008-10-04T22:43:00.003-05:00

Sorry this has not been updated in a while. On the move to Nashville next weekend. Busy working construction and put this video together for you to check out!

Africa - God of This City from Katlin Miller on Vimeo.

The Chandler

2008-09-10T17:30:00.006-05:00

So I have to take at least one of these blogs to brag on my boy Matt Chandler. He is a pastor from The Village church in Texas. You most definitely need to check out his podcast. I listen to him faithfully and never get enough. He truly has changed areas of my life. I have grown so much in the past couple of years from listening to him speak. I can go on and on about how great of a speaker and pastor I think he is, but is a small piece of one of his sermons that struck me the other day.

The Lord's favor is a peculiar thing, is it not? Like, if we talked honestly and openly, most of us would have a very difficult time with the reality that there's this real deep pleasure in the heart of God for us right now. It's not a stretch for us to believe that God loves us in the future, because we're going to do better, aren't we? I heard this illustration, and I loved it. What if you knew that in order for your kid to not fall over anymore but be able to run free and strong, he was going to have to fall down fifteen times—I mean horrific, fifteen—I mean—bam—like blood, teeth, ear fell off—I mean, bad. Fifteen times he was going to fall and bust, but then after that fifteenth time, he'd never fall again. I think two things would occur every time he fell. One would be

the hurt of the fall, but the second thing would be a joy in knowing, “Only fourteen more. Only thirteen more. Only twelve more. Only one more year. Only three more years. Only one more fall.” The favor of the Lord.

You see, the thing that's driving all of our doing instead of being is when you strip away all of our correct language, we still don't believe that God loves us because of the cross of Jesus Christ and the shed blood. We haven't by faith embraced that. We can embrace that God loves, but God loves those who do well. Isn't that what we really believe? Not that God loves us right now. But most of us don't buy that. Honestly, most of us believe that we've got to do these things in order for there to be any real pleasure of God in us. We've got to read our Bible daily. And we've got to pray every day, and we've got to do that and do this and we’ve got to do these things and that's how we get the Lord's favor, by being a good Christian, which biblically there's no definition of. There can't be a definition of that, because either by faith you've embraced the righteousness of Christ, or you haven't.

And that's why you're seeing so many men and women here in Dallas who we're baptizing who get in the water with this testimony: “I grew up in church, and then I walked away. I didn't know the gospel. I’m back.” I mean, probably 80% of the people that we've baptized over the last five years have got in the water with that testimony. “I grew up in church. I never knew the gospel. I knew quiet time. I knew, 'Don't cuss.' I knew, 'Don't go see Terminator 2. It will mess up your mind. Garbage in, garbage out.' I knew, 'Don't listen to secular music.' That's what I knew. Nobody told me about imparted righteousness.” Easy to press in and love a God who you believe has an infinite amount of pleasure in you.

If my daughter thinks I'm angry at her, do you know what she does? She hides. But if she knows she going to walk in the room and I'm going to be like, “Look at that! Get a camera!” If she knows that there's going to be this implicit joy in me when I see her, then she wants to sit by me. She wants to sit on my lap. She wants to tell me about her day. She wants to walk with me. Do you think that's some kind of a coincidence, or do you think maybe God's trying to communicate something? I know—narrow is the path, and few get it. It's frustrating.

2008-09-04T14:59:00.006-05:00

So Auburn decided to finally acknowledge me for all my accomplishments and hard work. Although I am not a big fan of the football team, I accepted this honor on the field at last weeks game.

If you look closely you can see me at the top of the "T" on about the 48 yd line. It only lasted a few minutes, but thats about all the time I would want my name to appear on this field if it had to, haha.

I guess they got wind of my stunning career in LA or just realized how cool of a guy I was on campus. I only spent 2 1/2 years there, but this must of been there gesture to pay me back for all those hours I wasted talking to Mary Martin Hall (Office of Admin and Loans). Or maybe they were making up for having me park so far away or ride my bike in the cold rainy weather. Or maybe it was those 2 hours I just HAD TO HAVE in order to graduate, so I took bowling. But most likely it was there way of lessing the terror of the big fat bill they slapped me with in order to obtain a piece of paper that is now useless to me.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVED my experience!! The friends and classmates that I found will never be replaced. The stories and memories are endless. I would not have traded it for the world. The campus is beautiful and it offers any student an amazing college experience. The institution...well... its Auburn for ya.

Pressure?

2008-08-30T23:19:00.009-05:00

Can superman be any better? The Gators truly have a gift amongst them. I could go on and on about the greatness of Tebow, but he speaks for himself, and will be around much longer to prove it.

Enjoy:

Tim Tebow: The strong, the proud, the brave, the quick, the humble...

Don't We All..

2008-08-28T11:30:00.002-05:00

So this old couple in their 80's or 90's walked into the gym today. She had a cane and casual/conservative clothes and he was wearing his old man slacks and button down short sleeve shirt. Both with grey hair. They walked hand and hand all the way to the machine next to me. I hated to stare, but his eyes never left her.

He helped her onto the leg extension machine and they both started figuring out the adjustments together. He triple checked that she had the correct weights to lift and placed her hands and feet where they needed to go.

Then he just stood right beside her with his hands in his pockets, watching diligently as she did each extension. After some time she was finished, he helped her off, then they walked hand and hand to the next machine to continue her morning workout.

It was so hard to take my eyes off of them. I pray for that kind of love everyday.

Touchdown!

2008-08-24T08:00:00.000-05:00

So football season is just around the corner! I am pumped. It reminds me of the time I played football for GHS back when I was a freshman in high school...

It was a cool, crisp, Fall night. GHS was ahead by... enough. Coach

decided to start rotating his second, third, fourth... strings onto the field. It was my time to shine! I will never forget the way he said, "Miller, you're in." because I happened to forget everything else, "Blah blah tight end blah blah run a blah blah even number blah blah bird blah blah and send blah blah blah".

I walk out in awe of the crowd that surrounded me. They were scarce and cheerless. It wasn't what I had always dream of, but still

pretty cool. As I am turning in circles with my eyes up, I hear "MILLER!" and run to the middle of the huddle. I am already embarrassed. My goal is just to fit in, clap, and break.

It was a good plan until viciously thrown off course by the words, "Miller, did coach tell you the play?" My heart sank, I looked around at all my colleagues, then said what my father, the preacher in the stands, would be proud of, "No! He told Bater (the other 'not first string wide receiver/tight end that ran

on the field w/ me)". Bater, confused and under pressure just stood there

and stuttered. Pretending to save the day (that I justruined) I said, "Come on Bater, I even heard coach tell you that we should run a 28... wings right... fly widespread.... pattern." Feeling like Smalls in the movie the Sandlot after he asked who Baby Ruthie was, I looked at the QB. He gave me a strange look and said, "Ok, break!" I was relieved.

I hesitantly make my way to the line, trying to find a spot where needed. It was at this point that I remembered I was not playing my usual wide receiver position, but rather a tight end... that blocked. I found my place across from big, hairy, tough, growling, sweaty, black (not that it matters, but it kind of does) guy. I did my three point stance, the one thing I did remember how to do. I think the QB hiked the ball and the whistle was blown. Bater was offsides.

We regrouped, broke, and went back to the line. Just as the QB

hiked the ball I shot off the line, with such power, just in time to meet big, hairy, tough, growling, sweaty, black (not that it matters, but it kind of does) guy in the middle. He expectedly overcame me, BUT I pulled him to the right, creating the perfect hole for our QB to run through and score a 40 yard TOUCHDOWN!

Yes, I must say that it was all because of me. He actually came back and thanked me. We reviewed the tapes later and coach pointed out my triumphant block that lead into a TD noting something like every position on the team is vital. Then!... i quit, at the end of the season of course. I guess I just wanted to go out with a bang, ya know.

Performance Enhancing Drugs

2008-08-21T10:15:00.003-05:00

WICHITA, Kan. — A Kansas burglar apparently likes to be clean — but isn't so good about clean getaways.

Police in Wichita said it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.

Here's what happened: A woman reported that she returned home, found her basement laundry room in disarray and went upstairs to call her husband.

That's when a man wearing only blue boxer shorts came upstairs, grabbed her purse and ran out the door.

Police Sgt. Diane Varnell said the woman chased him and recovered her purse, but the burglar is still on the loose.

Varnell said it appears the man simply needed to wash his clothes.

This raises three questions for me:

1. Does the burglar not was his underwear?

2. Does this man have nothing better to do on a Friday night then wash only his jeans in someone else's washer?

3. The woman chased him down and recovered her purse? (see title)?

I would have loved to see this half naked guy running through the neighborhood w/ a purse in hand get beat down by a woman who feels it only necessary to take the purse, probably hit him over the head, and walk away. Somewhere this pantless, purseless man is still wondering the streets. Lets pray.

Stop Motion

2008-08-06T18:16:00.006-05:00

So my friend commonly known as Biscuet and I created had some free time on our hands. Being the productive young gentlemen that we are, we decided to create a few stop motion films for anyone's viewing pleasure. This is only the beginning of something big. I don't know what, considering he will be in China for the next 2 and 1/2 years, but something big indeed. Hope you enjoy.

Procrastinating form packing...

2008-08-01T15:07:00.004-05:00

So I decided to start treating this like any other blog. I just cannot come up with fun crazy stories any more and have too many other things I would like to say and do with this page. There will still be stories, but also other interesting facts or questions. I kind of hit rock bottom with my x-terra story, haha.

So I am FINALLY ALL FINISHED WITH COLLEGE! I was walking out of the Haley Center today with my head up after turning in my 40 PAGE research paper. When I got in my car, my recently new closet favorite song was playing: Leavin by the ever so popular Jesse McCartney, haha. It was almost perfect.... cause i was.... leavin.... yeah.

I want to keep this short, just wanted to inform you of the change. Take of a look at the short film I just produced. It is something small and off the cuff. I took a couple hours of shooting and a day of editing. The challenge was to get it all in one shot, at the perfect time of day, with friends (not actors), and no dialogue. Hope you enjoy.

A Boy and His Car...

2008-07-20T22:13:00.004-05:00

Last summer I was forced to leave my X-terra for three months. This was a huge deal in our relationship, considering we had never been more than 3 weeks apart. But the Lord had called me to go work at the JH Ranch and my car did not feel the same. Before I left I tried to do everything to make sure it was well taken care of. Tried to part it under the tree so it wouldn't get too wet in the rain and too hot in the sun. Tried to make sure it was nice and clean cause I knew it would be another 3 months before it's next bath. Tried to make sure neither of my reckless brothers would drive it, sorry. And lastly made sure my mom would take it out for a spin every once in a while.

So the weeks went by. I would call home and check on it. Prayed for it. Thought about it on long walks. I even received a picture of it, among others, around my birthday. To my knowledge we were getting by just fine.

Towards the end of the summer my mom calls and tell me the most peculiar thing is happening to it. As she would drive it around town it would honk randomly. She would just be sitting at a red light and "beep" or driving down Bailey Cove and "beep". This was not a one time occurrence. I immediately knew it missed me terribly and received a "you're crazy" from my mom on the end of the line. The worst part is that there was nothing I could do about it. I knew that nothing would suffice unless I was there touching it.

It got worse...

I received the call that they had to take it into the shop. My dad had no idea what had gone wrong with it, which is unusual. It had just pooped out. The mechanic said something about the computer inside it dieing. For those of you that don't know, thats a piece of his heart. At that point mine sank. I was eagerly waiting the results of the surgery the next few days. What was a boy supposed to do w/out his car? Well besides walk, bike, carpool, bus, train, subway, scooter, moped, skateboard, and of course fly.

The results were in and it had survived without complication! I flew home a few days later to embrace it in a moment of surreal bliss. To this day I have never heard it randomly honk...

Ice Protest

2008-07-09T09:17:00.004-05:00

::Disclaimer::

This actually happened to me, but idea of story from comedian.

This just in. Ice is now banning together to make a difference. Yes friends, believe it or not, ice communicates.
All I wanted yesterday was one ice cube from the bottom of my liquid-less, ice-filled cup. So naturally I put the cup to my lips and tilt upwards. Now, against all laws of physics the ice just stayed in place. It was as if the chief ice cube was telling everyone to hold their positions until otherwise informed.

I tilt more. "HOLD!"
More. "HOLD!!"
More. "HOLD!!!"
Then with the slightest tap of my finger, "RELEASE!!"

All of the ice comes rushing towards me at once. Slamming into my face, they make a statement. Ice is not to be taking advantage of. It works until the point of death to keep your drink cool. At the unlikely event that it survives until the end of your drink you either chomp it down in the act of murder or dispose of it and leave it to die. This all hit me about the same time as the ice. How could we be so heartless?

BTW, you gotta check out the intro to this website now that its July, I laughed so hard!

The Tack A-Tack

2008-07-01T17:23:00.001-05:00

So I am sitting at my desk, minding my own business when all of the sudden I notice that my left hand had a problem with the tack sitting on my desk and proceeds to knock it off. Feeling sorry for the tack, I decide to look for it. I turn my chair...move my left foot over...and it descends directly on the upright tack. I lift my foot in agony and proceed to displace it from my left foot with my right hand.

It was about this time that I started leaning forward and lose balance, having been sitting on the edge of my seat. With my left hand clung to my left foot, I proceed to stop my body from falling by bracing my self with my right hand to my right knee (you can try to reenact this at home). Keep in mind that this vicious tack is still in my right hand. You guessed it, I stab myself in the right knee. At this point I am beginning to believe that the tack planned this maneuver from the beginning. I threw it away as an example to all the others scheming up ideas. I don't know what he said to my left hand to provoke it to knock him off the desk, but I now keep them separated. These guys got too much time on their hands.

Btw, from what I believe, you do not have to subscribe to leave a comment. So there you have it. Enough said...

The Feeble Fan

2008-06-28T11:01:00.002-05:00

Within this 100+ year old house, there resides a 100+ year old fan. It has claimed my bedroom as its resting spot. Though partially functional, it holds its ceiling. This tri-speed fan moans and groans with each pull of the string. It takes a good yank and some consoling to perform its other task of not only lighting the room, but propelling the fan blades.

Today I wanted to turn the fan from medium to off. Two good yanks should do the trick, as always. Though today was not like any other day. Today was to be remembered.

With the first pull to send it into low speed came this horrific sound. It was as if the feeble fan was talking to me saying, "You decide to mess with me now? After all this whole week of medium speed? Pull it again and see what happens!"

Me, not speaking feeble fan language, shrugged and pulled it again. At this point the fan lets out a, "No, you didn't!!" and proceeds to let its light fixture fall from its body. At this point I jump/dive out of the way (keeping in mind to protect my broke as a joke collar bone) in sheer terror.

As I roll over to survey the damage, I notice that the lights only dropped 4 inches from the fan and were hanging by their electrical cords. The feeble fan had made a permanent statement.

I no longer will touch that disgruntled, feeble fan. I don't even like to look at it anymore. We are not on speaking terms, nor have we ever been. It continues to stand its ceiling in its resting spot in my room.

Katlin, why are you doing this to yourself?

2008-06-28T09:05:00.002-05:00

So I decided to start this BLOG (not even sure what that word means) to share perhaps some stories of interest with my viewers. The BLOG will not include, but not exclude, stories about my life, friends, family, residence, blah, blah, BLOG. I just wish to share some mildly entertaining narratives of how the world coMEs to lIfe through these eyes. Add it to your list and allow it sweep your away occasionally.

DISCLAIMER: Kids don't try this at home, but maybe outside.

P.S. This is not a pic of me...may he rest in peace...