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This actually happened to me, but idea of story from comedian.
This just in. Ice is now banning together to make a difference. Yes friends, believe it or not, ice communicates.
All I wanted yesterday was one ice cube from the bottom of my liquid-less, ice-filled cup. So naturally I put the cup to my lips and tilt upwards. Now, against all laws of physics the ice just stayed in place. It was as if the chief ice cube was telling everyone to hold their positions until otherwise informed.
I tilt more. "HOLD!"
More. "HOLD!!"
More. "HOLD!!!"
Then with the slightest tap of my finger, "RELEASE!!"
All of the ice comes rushing towards me at once. Slamming into my face, they make a statement. Ice is not to be taking advantage of. It works until the point of death to keep your drink cool. At the unlikely event that it survives until the end of your drink you either chomp it down in the act of murder or dispose of it and leave it to die. This all hit me about the same time as the ice. How could we be so heartless?
BTW, you gotta check out the intro to this website now that its July, I laughed so hard!
This just in. Ice is now banning together to make a difference. Yes friends, believe it or not, ice communicates.
All I wanted yesterday was one ice cube from the bottom of my liquid-less, ice-filled cup. So naturally I put the cup to my lips and tilt upwards. Now, against all laws of physics the ice just stayed in place. It was as if the chief ice cube was telling everyone to hold their positions until otherwise informed.
I tilt more. "HOLD!"
More. "HOLD!!"
More. "HOLD!!!"
Then with the slightest tap of my finger, "RELEASE!!"
All of the ice comes rushing towards me at once. Slamming into my face, they make a statement. Ice is not to be taking advantage of. It works until the point of death to keep your drink cool. At the unlikely event that it survives until the end of your drink you either chomp it down in the act of murder or dispose of it and leave it to die. This all hit me about the same time as the ice. How could we be so heartless?
BTW, you gotta check out the intro to this website now that its July, I laughed so hard!
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