Thursday, August 21, 2008

Performance Enhancing Drugs


WICHITA, Kan. — A Kansas burglar apparently likes to be clean — but isn't so good about clean getaways.

Police in Wichita said it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.

Here's what happened: A woman reported that she returned home, found her basement laundry room in disarray and went upstairs to call her husband.

That's when a man wearing only blue boxer shorts came upstairs, grabbed her purse and ran out the door.

Police Sgt. Diane Varnell said the woman chased him and recovered her purse, but the burglar is still on the loose.

Varnell said it appears the man simply needed to wash his clothes.


This raises three questions for me:

1. Does the burglar not was his underwear?

2. Does this man have nothing better to do on a Friday night then wash only his jeans in someone else's washer?

3. The woman chased him down and recovered her purse? (see title)?


I would have loved to see this half naked guy running through the neighborhood w/ a purse in hand get beat down by a woman who feels it only necessary to take the purse, probably hit him over the head, and walk away. Somewhere this pantless, purseless man is still wondering the streets. Lets pray.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I was amused by this entry, until the last sentence...which totally owned me. You're pricelss.